Dear Readers...(hahaha..feeling ramai peminat..)

Ive been thinking to close this blog, as I have another blog (blogspot) which i find more interesting and user friendly and adalah sobab2 lain..

apakah pendapatan anda?

Ive nothing to update. Some usual things happened everyday. Went to an interview yesterday but im not hoping for that..pegi cuma untuk mengambil hati kawan, boley??

*** Entry EMOSI***

Sat, April 7th

7:00 pm -  kali ke 6 betukar pakaian.

7:10 pm -  "Ko tak payah lawa2 sgt...tade sapa nak tengok kau nanti" (kena sound ngan EJ)

7.25 pm -  finally, a third quarter pants and green shirt. Retro look.

7.35 pm -  Off to Bangsar, waited for J and her Indo ketwat-tak-hengat-pnya-bf.

8:00 pm -  Waited for J ...

8:30 pm -  Still waited for J...EJ dah hangen....Me and S, posing di tepi highway

9:15 pm -  J arrived with her "tak pyh ada pun takpe" bf...

10:00 pm -  Arrived at KL tower, parking cam lancauuu...Drama between J and her bf..(berapa punya drama daaa mau tengok ....)

10:30 pm -  finally, all the gangs are here, ...altogother there were 15 of us.

10:45 pm - Menuju puncakkkkk....(mendaki bukit..)! half of the gangs, already sasau...

11:00 pm - ...bermulala kesasauan masing2. I was at the left corner of the stage. precisely lepaking next to abang polis and berborak through out the nite and eyeing on my frens. (wisel lupa bwk siot..). The abg police asked me "adik (coii mudakah aku) tak amek bijik?"...i giggled and said "nampak cam saya amek bijik ke bang".."yes..."he then replied...wahhahah abg polis itu sangat cool sehinggal aku membelanjanya air mineral sebotoi.

11 sumthing - pantang aku lepa, most of the gangs ntah kemana. Bob and Ejal were with me...half sasau'ed but managed to look after me (ni sapa yang sasau nih)

12 midnite - The great YOGI Biomehanika on the stage peeps....pretty hard techno...Marco V was excellent too....

2:30 am - party ends...but the crowd want more...

3:00 am - we still roamed and went to a private party...

10 am the next morning - tido satu hari ..letih...

What Not To Say To A Naked Guy!

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

Did somebody out there got offended by these lines? don't be...haha...

Some people say, size doesn't matter. And i bet whoever agree with that, you juz need to get a life or maybe something is not functioning well in your body system. But not for me, im living in a real world, so yes, size does matter to me..im being realistics here...hahaha...

I had an appointment in Taman Megah this afternoon, and its not that difficult for me to find my way to the office coz, kelana jaya is my territory you see. So the appointment was at 2:00 pm and i managed to get there half an hour early.

Got into the office, i was amazed by the office interior & decoration and i bet the owner @ MD could be someone i labelled as "funky & hips"..but thats not all, the staff,they are all good looking people and i wonder if i am at the right office or step in to a wrong company, model agency or sumthing. If you call it love at first sight, then i must be fallin in love too many times whenever the staff, one by one came into the office from lunch.  Call me "mata keranjang" or whatever u want to, but this is the work environment i wish for if im lookin for a job. haha.

Few minutes later, a fine and build 30 somthing gentleman came in, his looks, aaahh..he took my breath away for that 3 seconds he walked passing me. well, actually i was just "kerling" whenever he walked in (takmo la nampak aku ni hard up sgt dengan kehemseman beliau)..and keep on mumbling to myself, "inila janji ngan orang melayu, pukul 2 kata pukul 3..!! suddenly the secretary walked towards me and said, the MD is waiting for me in his office.

Damn it, ramai sangat lelaki2 hemsem tadi, so i culdnt recall yang mana satu the MD.  All of the them are young...and good looking as well so which one is the MD? I entered his room and bang! i drop my bag and hp as i saw the face. Fuck..fuck..why la kena suma jatuh everytime i need to control my calm...sheeshh..!!!!yeah..thts just me, clumsy is my middle name!

The MD is one fine good looking gentleman, tu belum cite his smell lagi.  Sumtimes its juz hit me hard, how can this world be so mean and unfair....he has everything, the look, the body and the wealth...! In the middle of the discussion, i asked him one cepu mas question, "one of the requirements to work with you the candidates have to be good looking ke"? and I juz cant believe myself, throwing that question to him and praying he is not accusing me for being bimbo or rude.

He laughed and said "are sure you are single?"(and I for the 18x, particularly in his office fallin in love to his lips, his nose, his eyes, his dimples, everything ..)..

I left his office after an hour or so (of disccusing few things), he adviced me to get some rest coz my mata nampak layu (katanye). "or is it becoz you party too hard last nite?"

"well i guess im too old to go clubbing every nite, weekend okla.." and shook his hand (did i say he has a big hand..pheww)

"then you have offended me in a way tengku.<laughing>"

did i? heheee...i hope not..! <practically this time i was imagining he is kissing me goodbye on the cheeks>

p/s : im so happy today coz Man U lost to ROMA last nite...hahah padan muka!!

The annual rave party is on, this weekend, the Speedzone Tour 2007, the Grandprix Party of KL. Unlike the past years, this will be held at KL Tower.

I might be going. well, actually im not a big fan of rave musics but i would be joinin my frens for certain reasons...Being in the party means, you need to be "all by yourself", no mingle around, no hitting on guys/gals, its all you and you and you alone with the non stop tracks play by the DJs (if you got what i mean)...meaning to say, ill be a "guardian" to my friends and their designated driver for the whole nite.  Hopefully, everythings gonna be fine..

hey am gonne be clean ok, dont worry!..no drugs no alcohol. im goin to enjoy and laughin witnessing how wasted my friends gonna be that nite..jaga korang..hehehe...

When EJ came out with his ever-tah-hapa2-shortforms, e.g MOJS, it triggered S to be more creative, and every single thing he said he surely put it in a shortform so that nobody knows what we are talking bout.  I mean those abbreviations is only make known to our group only and barely, its such a nuisance to me to spell out correctly of what is he trying to say using his "own" abbreviations..

for example :

   me   :   Ko tau...si anu tu dah ada phD ok.

   S      :   AAK

   Me   :   AAK? Ko napa...?? Wht the fuck is that la...

   S      :   AAK means "ada aku kesah"...lol

   Me   :   ko mmg keji okes

   S      :   LPB!!!! *i wouldn't dare to say it out here..hahah...(if u wanna know, ask me aite)

see, did you get what i mean..so that particular day (only), ive been listening and reading his *tak masuk akal* abbreviation and hell yeah, its wearying me out to understand those single letters and i ended up by saying, "bole tak ko stop and talk like a normal person?"

he said, "MOJS".....

*sentap*

keren banget nih...gw kangen banget sama lho

One of hip hop's biggest superstars is coming to Malaysia! This will be Kanye West's only stop in South East Asia of his Touch The Sky Tour ...ni sapa yang nak ajak aku gi tengok kanye west ini...the ticket paling mahal is just RM233, dapat salam sumore..(kot la..)

tapi sekor pon tak mo pi..kg sungguh la haiii...!! i called all the frens to accompany me to the concert tapi sekoq haram takmo pi..Mr. S siap cakap, "aku tak hafai la lagu dia"....bengong, u dont need to hafai lagu dia, bukannya ko nak jadi back up singer dia kan..shit la i wanna go..

uawaaaaaaaaaaaaa...nak pergiiiiii

Lets get Whining..

I had a major backache (sakit pinggang + sakit leher + sakit bahu)

Ive been craving for Baskin Robbins since last week but no one come to the rescue. Ok fine, sapala diri ku ini

My car broke down   

He hasn't call me yet...

Im putting on weight..lagi...arghhhh (motiff tgh susah hati tapi nak mengimpy bagaiiii nihhh)


Im broke...

things that i need when im down :

1. a good sleep from 5 pm till the next morning, everythin around me should be in silent mode
   
2. a foot massage (whole body la senang cite)
   
3. a phone call from "sumone"..nun jauh di kota london nuhah!
   
4. a bucket of baskin robbin jamoca almond fudge (matilerr kimpy)
   
5. sumone (yang ni lain pulak) lyin next to me....watchin me sleep? NOTT!!

i have swingin mood now and my ex accused me for being grumpy and cranky for the past few days (eleh cam dia tak tau plak aku ni on top of my DQ).

as usual, me being fickle (like forevaahhh) on my stand towards "him" ("him" refers to some average joe i really really really like at this moment). jap karang aku nak dia...and the next minute before i slept last nite, i tot he is just another "stop" for me...of course it gave me a headache as i dont know what is the best to choose.

on the positive note, i am now learnt on how not to fall deep into him. maybe im just tired of his games or maybe, thats juz me, a typical kuzz who always, hangat2 taik ayam..

im signin off now..the weekend looks good as always..heh!

you, have a blast weekend!

This my kb, his name is lutfi. we used to cikcuran together (we worked in the same office before). now that he and myself had resigned from the old company (***** sucks), so kami agak jarang2 bercikcuran togeder2.

Back in those days, we were really closed..tapi tadela sampai sejamban ok uols..He is a good guy BUT not that decent type (kui), romantic..really good looking chap, he has the most beautiful eyes i ever seen, tak percaya..lihatlah..saksikanlah..kebenaran kata2 ku ini...

 kawan aku hemsem ok, kau ado...????

maka, u ols suma plis vote for him ok...for the next MR. MASKULIN.  U ols nak berkenalan kah? sila anjurkan segala pertanyaan dan ketasty'an u ols pada akak, di dalam comment di bawah ini ok..

in the mean time, please u ols.....rajin2la mengundi untuk beliau

rasain.....

Kindly sms your vote to LUTFI.... mrasa ok... JANGAN silap sms ok u ols...LUFTI..LUTFI..LUTFI...(sematkan nama itu di dalam kepala otak u ols...)

*iklan ini adalah dibayar..hahaha